So You Wanna Be A Rock ‘N Roll Writer, then listen now to what I say. Think you have what it takes to be a writer, then take advantage of the open offer to our readers and send us your article to be published on the Hag. Send us your article in a word or text document for consideration to mytwocents@beardedhag.com. No copying like in third grade because our crack investigative team can smell a cheat out in a hurry (plus we know how to use Google). If we like it and think it fits in our magazine we will add your story to the final edition of this months issue. On top of all of that we will give you special recognition and a thank you gift from the Hag. Do it often enough and we'll put you to work on a regular basis.